did god create man or did man create god?
bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable
Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys
like boys who kill girls after rejection
white mom: quit roughhousing!
white son: fuck u mom
white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?
white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!
white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*
Nikki: “Every week I was forced to do something demeaning”
Damien Sandow (backstage) “I don’t wanna hear it, lady…”